we got up this morning....
i fed finley....at 0900, on one side....(remember that)
i gave her a bath last night....i showered (#1) this morning after i fed her.
we both got dolled up, we were heading to a baby shower...
at 1030, i topped her off with a few ounces of formula...
and out the door we went....
the baby shower was fun....
we ALMOST had a diaper malfunction....
i fed finley....at 0900, on one side....(remember that)
i gave her a bath last night....i showered (#1) this morning after i fed her.
we both got dolled up, we were heading to a baby shower...
at 1030, i topped her off with a few ounces of formula...
and out the door we went....
the baby shower was fun....
we ALMOST had a diaper malfunction....
but mama changed her before the mustard colored poo found its way out of the diaper...
at 1230, miss finley was fussin, and i want to quiet her as quickly as possible (i dont want the people at the baby shower thinking...."who brought that kid that is CRYING so loud")...so i give her a few more ounces of formula....
she drifts off to sleep! (ya!)...
at 130, while driving home, my ever soo full milk makers are starting to ache...and leak (fun)
at 1230, miss finley was fussin, and i want to quiet her as quickly as possible (i dont want the people at the baby shower thinking...."who brought that kid that is CRYING so loud")...so i give her a few more ounces of formula....
she drifts off to sleep! (ya!)...
at 130, while driving home, my ever soo full milk makers are starting to ache...and leak (fun)
i need to get home to feed her or pump...
i get home, and some kirby sales man is here cleaning our carpets (score! thanks for the freecarpet cleaning demonstration ....and no, we dont want your 2200$ machine!)...so matt wants me to wait to feed finley until they leave so i can hear their sales pitch too (umm...ok, i hope they leave soon, im about to pop)....
as i stand there, watching them clean my carpets and hold finley, i suddenly feel finleys diaper go rumble rumble...and laugh and tell matt that "this one is his and i will let you know when she is done"...
then i feel something go splat on my foot, and i look down to see......
i get home, and some kirby sales man is here cleaning our carpets (score! thanks for the free
as i stand there, watching them clean my carpets and hold finley, i suddenly feel finleys diaper go rumble rumble...and laugh and tell matt that "this one is his and i will let you know when she is done"...
then i feel something go splat on my foot, and i look down to see......
poop!
i ask matt to "grab her" and then notice that there was poo all down my shirt and khaki pants!
yay, mustard poo all over me! apparently when i was holding her, and she was poo-in, it had no where to go but UP AND OUT THE TOP of the diaper and all down me to my toes!
i go change my clothes....and finley gets an outfit change too...both of us in outfit #2 for the day...
its now 2:15 and the kirby salesmen are FINALLY done, they leave (carpets look good)...and i run to the couch, sit, get boppy ,get baby, and start to feed her(its been 5 hours since i breastfed)...
ahhhhh, instant relief...
after she feeds on the one side, i flip her to the other side.....
ahhhhh...thank you finley.....
then it happens....
yay, mustard poo all over me! apparently when i was holding her, and she was poo-in, it had no where to go but UP AND OUT THE TOP of the diaper and all down me to my toes!
i go change my clothes....and finley gets an outfit change too...both of us in outfit #2 for the day...
its now 2:15 and the kirby salesmen are FINALLY done, they leave (carpets look good)...and i run to the couch, sit, get boppy ,get baby, and start to feed her(its been 5 hours since i breastfed)...
ahhhhh, instant relief...
after she feeds on the one side, i flip her to the other side.....
ahhhhh...thank you finley.....
then it happens....
a GEYSER out finleys nose and mouth!!!!
ALL OVER me and her!
i am literally sitting in a puddle of boob juice....
after making sure she wasnt going to drown....
all i could think of was all that milk that my body made....just for her.....and now i am sitting in it!
note to self: 2 boobs 5 hours full of boob juice is a tad too much for little miss finley....
on to bath for finley....
outfit #3 for the day....
shower #2 for mama...
and outfit #3 for mama.....
im exhausted!!!!
welcome to motherhood...right?!?!?
have a great weekend....
ALL OVER me and her!
i am literally sitting in a puddle of boob juice....
after making sure she wasnt going to drown....
all i could think of was all that milk that my body made....just for her.....and now i am sitting in it!
note to self: 2 boobs 5 hours full of boob juice is a tad too much for little miss finley....
on to bath for finley....
outfit #3 for the day....
shower #2 for mama...
and outfit #3 for mama.....
im exhausted!!!!
welcome to motherhood...right?!?!?
have a great weekend....
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